A Modest Proposal

I don't fly a lot, but I do think these full-body airport scanners are fucking asinine.

But, just like how I see opportunity when I see ass, I also see it when I see asinine.

Is there a reason we can use these full-body x-rays in accordance with healthcare? As in:

"Okay Xmastime, we're gonna need to take some x-rays today...."
"Oh, hot lady doc, I just flew to Chicago!"
"Great! You just saved us $3500! Let's see the scan!"
"And BOY are my arms tired!"
"God, you're funny" (pops off lab coat, gettsta fucking)
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Seriously. Is there a reason this cannot happen?

YOU'RE WELCOME AMERICA!