Watching Alvin & the Chipmunks with Big Bear & Cherry Bomb

Before the movie, I thought I'd warm up the crowd with some topical, observational stand-up comedy. They were, shall I say, less than impressed.

Cherry Bomb patiently explains the movie to me. "No, in real life chipmunks can't really talk, dumbass."

Worried I might have a shred of dignity left in my body, Big Bear decides he'd like me to have to smell his feet for the rest of the movie.