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Some Tea Party leaders have wisely made the decision to distance themselves from violence-associated rhetoric. Good for them.

Hey, guess who hasn't? Sniffy Wiffy! Not only has she doubled down on the kind of rhetoric that she herself used that is responsible for even the nuttiest of the nutters to realize "okay, this might be to far," she also throws a nice eyeroll to the "politically correct media cops" who are not thrilled with such language. Of course. I'm if some wingnut took a shot at Sniffzilla, she'd roll her eyes at the "politically correct cops" that would apprehend the person.

To the teams that desire making it this far next year: Gear up! In the battle, set your sights on next season’s targets! From the shot across the bow – the first second’s tip-off – your leaders will be in the enemy’s crosshairs, so you must execute strong defensive tactics. You won’t win only playing defense, so get on offense! The crossfire is intense, so penetrate through enemy territory by bombing through the press, and use your strong weapons – your Big Guns – to drive to the hole. Shoot with accuracy; aim high and remember it takes blood, sweat and tears to win. 

But seriously, am I the only one that can't wait for her inevitable cookbook, Cookin' with Sarah?

"Okay, buttered white toast: first, get some white bread. Put it on the counter and take a few moments to spray automatic gunfire all around you. When your index fingers gets cramped, put the gun down and put the bread on the counter. Now you wanna go to the fridge and get the butter, but not before launching a few grenades at any buildings in your city that house any media companies (note, freedom-loving readers: NOT Fox News!!!) Now put the bread in the toaster, and while the bread is toasting point a tank loaded with mini-nukes and fire them at the "ghettos." After a minute your toast will pop up; take the bread out and apply the butter evenly and smoothly upon the toast. Take the toast and go down to your local Democratic headquarters, where you should wait for the Democrat to appear, and then shoot him in the fucking head. If he does not come out and you need to get home to pretend to study the Constitution, just torch the place. Enjoy the toast!"