The patriots in the video below who are bravely keeping the pocket Constitution industry afloat are dead right about what's wrong about President Obama. I'm sorry, but if you are a socialist who is pushing like crazy to have a tyrannical hold over America and keep my liberties in balls and chains, that is NOT cool with me. Period. It is NOT awesome for America to have a Communist Community Organizing Muslim in the White House. Does anybody even remember how he got in there in the first lace? What the fuck?
But the freedom-loving patriot at the 2:43 mark in the video actually hits upon something that IS good about Obama: that he's planning to ban fishing in America. This is the first time I've heard of this particular legislation, but then I can only listen to 110-115 hours of Mark Levin every week, so as an obviously better American than myself she must've caught something I had missed.
But that's awesome - I HATE fish. It fucking stinks, it's disgusting, and people are constantly trying to get you to eat it. Now obviously, I'd prefer a person who is actually a citizen of the United States and doesn't hope Iran nukes it off the face of the planet was in the White House, cause I fucking heart freedom. But in the meantime if this guy can keep fish out of kitchens and leave them in the ocean where they belong, I can't say I'm gonna break out my INSTANT HITLER 'STACHE ON THE HEATH LEDGER CHARACTER FROM BATMAN CARDBOARD POSTER KIT over it.
2 comments:
dude, after the fishing thing, is that a former SNL cast member?
the at her peak was a smidge away from somehow being wierdly sexy but never really pulled it off Victoria Jackson.
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