Amity Means Friendship

Hey, it looks like the house made famous by The Amityville Horro is for sale. Of course your first instinct might be to be freaked out, but HERE'S A PICTURE.

How sweet!

And hey, according to the real estate broker, it sounds like a cute little puppy:

Pristine,Charming 3-Story, Waterfront Dutch Colonial Commanding Beautiful Views Of Amityville River with a gorgeous, big center hall Colonial with a finished basement.

But gee, that's not how I remember it, which would be THIS.

Oh look, there's a KOI POND!!!