Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Blake fucking Lively

has been killing it for me lately. there's something about her body that makes my hogballz jump up and dance, clicking heels like Chaplin. But now I see she pulls off the usually impossible: full forehead exposed, and still smoking hot. So far the list of chicks that can pull that off are her and Olivia Wilde. Girls: cover the forehead. I'm telling you. I've tried to explain this to women many times, but they don't listen. And Blake, Olivia and I laugh at them while frollicking in the sack, Little Caesar's on the way.

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