Freedom Day!

The fucking douchebag roommate I lightly referred to HERE has finally fucking moved out, which means I can once again go to my fucking kitchen for the first time in two years without having to block off three hours of fucking standing there waiting for a breath so I can slip in an "ANYwayyy..." and fucking leave. Fucking christ. My gut and wallet are fucking relieved. I believe I will celebrate by drinking some fancy nerd beer tonight. And then starting tomorrow, dust off my goddam oven for the first time in two years.

Sniffy was right...yesterday really WAS Freedom Day!