Junior Mrs. Xmastime du Jour

My girl Miley Cyrus is still 14 days away from being legal, so until then I will lust for Farrah Abraham, an 18 year-old with a kid from some MTV show about getting knocked up when you're like in junior high or some shit. And, in a rare turn of good fortune for me, the father is dead!  :) How bout that? Usually I'm not that lucky!

nom nom nom!!!!

ps - watch those greedy little paws, you little shit. You are warned.