Sniffy Snacks

One of the biggest (ba-da-bump) crises America has going for herself is that something like 400% of kids are obese. If you think healthcare costs are bad now, wait the these fat fucks really start hitting the Olive Garden on their own next decade.

Just like when Jamie Oliver was trying, I think it's laudable when schools try to make it easier for kids to eat better, and Pennsylvania is trying to limit the amount a corn syrup that kids can pump into their arteries at school parties. Not even eliminate them, just limit them.

But of course, Sniffy sees this as a threat to freedom, Ronald Reagan and freedom, so she's decided she's gonna march into Pennsylvania tomorrow and shove some cookies into fat kid's mouths to "make a point."  Hey, Pennsylvania doesn't let sex offenders work in schools either - should Sniffy march into a school with some pedophiles and unleash them on kids to "make a point"?