Having finally read Manhunt (NOT the one about "oh no, gee, will Jennifer Aniston ever get a boyfriend again!?!?!?!) I cannot fathom how a movie has not been made about this. America's most wanted criminal ever, scurrying though the woods at night while a nation thirsted for his capture? Was made for the big screen, no? I'd shoot the entire thing in darkness, and have Lincoln's ghost following him, since Lincoln was always a creepy motherfucker anyway. As a bonus, all of Booth's accomplices all seem like the perfect doofus sidekicks, so there can even be comical relief. How has this not happened? Grrr.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Moviehunt
Having finally read Manhunt (NOT the one about "oh no, gee, will Jennifer Aniston ever get a boyfriend again!?!?!?!) I cannot fathom how a movie has not been made about this. America's most wanted criminal ever, scurrying though the woods at night while a nation thirsted for his capture? Was made for the big screen, no? I'd shoot the entire thing in darkness, and have Lincoln's ghost following him, since Lincoln was always a creepy motherfucker anyway. As a bonus, all of Booth's accomplices all seem like the perfect doofus sidekicks, so there can even be comical relief. How has this not happened? Grrr.
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Just yesterday i noticed a long tall man stocking the dairy aisle at the Shoprite who, bearing a striking resemblance to Lincoln,had made a point of grooming his beard in the very same Amish fashipn as our 16th president. I had to keep myself from saying "Hey Lincoln, Can you hand me that yogurt back there?"
...but I held my tongue. My dad said Lincoln was Jewish...shot in the temple. Record has it that that someone in the theater company asked Mrs. Lincoln, how'd you like the show?"
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