Apparently, if I quit drinking I will also hafta give up any plans of dating.
Which actually won't be a problem for me, since I haven't been on a date since man landed on the moon.*
Which, ironically, is why I fucking drink!!!!
I guess my only hope is to meet a girl at the fucking grocery store.
(on tv right now: the absurdly awesome Failure is Not an Option!!!!!!)
1 comment:
i guess the next question would be WHY no dates? You seem very outgoing and not at all unattractive...funny...intelligent... what's not to like? I don't get it. just a date.
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