Toast

Remember cereal commercials when you were a kid, and they'd show a huge, balanced breakfast that included toast? Why the fuck would they always have the toast sitting there, with a disgusting block of butter in the middle of it? Has anybody ever sat down to this and thought hmmmmm, yummmy!!!!  In this ONE bite of the toast, I'll get all the butter!  Yaaaaay!!!!!

Meanwhile, what the fuck looks better than this? What the fuck? Why didn't they just spread the shit like normal?

I think buttered white bread, cut diagonally, might be my most Proustian of foods, especially when there's snow on the ground.