Herman Cain, GOP Candidate for President

It's forgivable that I'd never before heard of Herman Cain, former CEO of Godfather's Pizza chain and now candidate for the GOP presidential nomination.

But I'd never even HEARD of Godfather's Pizza.  If someone like me, who loves him some pizza porn, has never even heard of your pizza chain, then you've probably been a shitty CEO, so I'd pause before pulling the lever for you at the polls.

YES Herman, we've heard about that stereotype, put your fucking hands down.