Saturday, July 09, 2011

Live-Blogging Jeter's First Attempt at 3,000

2:05pm: now Curtis Granderson has to follow Jeter at the plate. Poor bastard.  It's not his fault, but he's like the guy that cuts a fart at the orgy.

2:04pm: first shot of Minka Kelly in the stands.  I believe there might be some anal at St. Jetersburg tonight.

2:02pm: fun watching guys run in from the bullpen to hug Jeter, you can see Jeter's lips move "..and you are...?"

2:00pm: well, don't I feel stupid now. And a home run? I can't remember a Jeter home run since his one in November 2001.  This guy really DOES know when the camera's on him  [UPDATE: turns out it's Jeter's first home run at home since July 22, 2010. Of course.]

1:59pm: HE DID IT!!  Oh wait, foul ball to the backstop.  Sorry.

1:58pm: Someone needs to tell Michael Kay that Hitler invading Russia put the world "on the precipice of history," and not a ballplayer reaching a milestone, no matter how many models he's banged

1:57pm: If the Rays have ANY sense of humor, they'll intentionally walk him, right?


1:57pm: Seriously, who the hell is that minx waitress along the 1B line? Cot-googly-moogly! Nom nom nom!

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