Sunday, September 18, 2011

Obama: MORE of a Fascist Than We Thought? And Hates America? And Jesus? And His Scrappy, Lovable Sidekick Baby Jesus?

Looks like Obama wants to commit political suicide by asking millionaires to pay the same tax rates as middle class Americans.  Of course there are two sets of people here: those that won't really notice or care, ie millionaires, and those that will lose their shit with anger at asking the noble job creators to be strangled by more of Obama's  record-setting tax cuts and deregulation  socialism since their biggest fear is waking up tomorrow and for some reason suddenly being the CEO of Google and being asked to pay a penny more than they would have the day before, ie middle class Americans.

When I worked in real estate, I had to deal with the Hasidic Jews in Williamsburg on a daily basis, and I learned their biggest fear wasn't losing money, but realizing that they didn't make the greatest deal in the history of the world.  I'd say "look, if you invest $500,000 you'll make $2.5 million in 90 days," and their fear that they'd miss out on a deal wherein they'd spend $500k and make $2,500,001 would paralyze them into making no deal at all.  And they did this FUCKING CONSTANTLY.

The Joe the Plumbers are the Williamsburg Hasidic Jews of America, passing turn after turn of Scrabble in the hopes that they'll magically get to play ZYGOTES on a triple-word score with a 50-point bonus, passing up about 250 points while their opponent buries them.

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