Dagwood is a Dumb Motherfucker

I've gotten on Dagwood before for ignoring his hot-ass wife; if I was married to her they'd hafta hose me off her every day like it was Selma Alabama.  And now it's gotten worse: instead of huffin n' stuffin on top of those giant, juicy titties this idiot is sitting around talking to a little boy about the national fucking debt.  For fuck's sake.  I give up with this dumb motherfucker.  Have another sandwich and nap, dipshit.  I'll be more than happy to take care of the missus.