Life. It's Really Happening.

A coupla weeks ago I mentioned a new Office Crush, and referred to the way she looked as "an anteater." And now I have another crush, and one glance at her and you can't help but think "turtle." And of course we all know my well-documented love of ladies who slightly resemble horses (in the face, not the penis.) - XMASTIME

For the first in the three years I've been here Turtle Crush, unprovoked, just starting chatting to me as we were old buddies.  This was the first time we had ever spoken to each other.  Unabashed, too - she might hafta leave early cause she was hungover, or sick, or both etc etc.  Hmm.