Is There Anything More Excruciating...

...than walking a five year-old boy about 20 blocks? A casual 20-minute stroll devolves into an hour-long hair-pulling tour of duty; whatever the record for saying "camoncamoncamoncamoncamoncamoncamoncamon" is, I just fucking shattered it.

"Fuck yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, Rats!"