Officecow Hits Chicago!

I thought wind would be blow upward, like with @MarilynMonroe. This is disappointing. Hello anyway, #Chicago pic.twitter.com/jRdnPj97NL

— #officecow (@_officecow) August 31, 2015

I’m running the beer gauntlet! Let’s do this! Somebody please pick me up & dunk my face in the glass! Thank you! pic.twitter.com/4fDFiJN32f

— #officecow (@_officecow) August 31, 2015

Snot on toast. No wonder Middle America’s doing so much meth. #chicago pic.twitter.com/ZTGpWiMBj8

— #officecow (@_officecow) August 31, 2015

They call this the “El.” As in “how the ‘el am I not puking right now?” #chicagobaby pic.twitter.com/LLG8vmbpvB

— #officecow (@_officecow) August 31, 2015

Yes Lance Armstrong I’m a f*#king rubber cow that’s hungover. #dontdodrugskids #thatsherylcrowsurewassomepiece pic.twitter.com/7cJTJrWXZb

— #officecow (@_officecow) August 31, 2015

Chicago dog! Ugh. Pigs have NO dignity. #rectums #lips #chicago (pics today by @no_r) pic.twitter.com/8IGNzGWB07

— #officecow (@_officecow) August 31, 2015