The Sports Guy Presidential Interview

While waiting to do whatever he's gonna do next Bill Simmons sat down with Obama for an interview at GQ:

What’s the most entertaining conspiracy theory you ever read about yourself?
That military exercises we were doing in Texas were designed to begin martial law so that I could usurp the Constitution and stay in power longer. Anybody who thinks I could get away with telling Michelle I’m going to be president any longer than eight years does not know my wife.