What's Worse?

a) Realizing you might like someone (yes, "like like") after not realizing it for a long time, and only coming upon this realization once it's too late,

or

b) Being depressed after said realization and thinking you can pick up your spirits by having what you have found to be the greatest croissant you have ever had, only to go to the store to get this pain for your pain (le rim shot) and TA-DA!....they're all out

or

c) stuffing the last of your sunflower seeds into your mouth and then sneezing.

Sigh.