Only $14M???!?!

YES!!! The Brangelina baby photos are finally available. $14M seems like a small price to pay for baby pictures - if there's one thing we do know in this world, it's that newborn babies look nothing alike and any pictures of them are worth paying the equivalent of more than nine times what you can expect to earn in your entire life, if you are an American with a college degree. I mean, if somebody tried to play a fast one and switched the Jolie/Pitt babies with some other random babies, how quickly would you be able to notice? 0.0004 seconds? 0.023 seconds? Either way, it's very important we see these babies - what if I'm walking to the Nest tomorrow and I see one of these babies sitting there on the the sidewalk, lost? At least now I can say "oh, you're Brad Pitt's kid! Let me help you get back to your family!"

THINGS THAT WE COULD'VE USED THE $14,000,000 ON INSTEAD OF THESE BABY PHOTOS:

14 photos of faraway, out of focus pictures of these kids

OR

1,000,000 sketches sent in from readers re: what we think the twins look like.

OR

a helicopter to fly over their house to sneak a shot of the kids

OR

2 non-existent schools for nannies, hoping to fool them into hiring us to be their "nanny", wherein we could sneak a cameras into their house. Having two of them merely doubles our chances.