THIS. THIS IS ME.

OFAH du Jour

“Your mini-cab, Albert” is a top 10 Classic Only Fools and Horses line  :)

Potty, party…oh wait, pinky? Is it grab ‘em by the pinky? Wtf dammit just tell us!!!

Thank You, Giant

For when you just wanna get through one meal without having to put on airs.

Zing! :)

Let's Be Honest...

...do YOU wanna be the guy who sets up Trump to try and say “Niger” on-camera?

For Fuck's Sake Already

If your pizza needs dipping sauce then it’s probably crappy pizza.

Well...

...“wasted” is a strong word. He’s probably really, really improved his game by now.

Same reason they're not looking for Bigfoot?

Best "Norm!" Ever?

ANNOUNCEMENT

To the guy who was in the office bathroom before me:

We all like to think we're the busiest human being on the planet doing super-important work, but I feel like you could've taken the 0.4 seconds to turn off the sink faucet.

I remain,
Me

#waybackWednesday

Great Bit

From the classic first episode of Porridge.

"Your Mini-cab, Albert."

One of my favorite Only Fools and Horses lines of all time.

Thoughts. I Have Them.

Maybe our only hope is the Cubs DON’T win the World Series and things can go back to somewhat normal.

A Little Perspective, Please

Harvey Weinstein may be bad but let’s remember, it’s not as if he used a private email server for work purposes.

Call Me...

...I may have some alarming news for you about your President.

Curb Your Xmastime

Kinda hard to believe Jeff would have a garage filled with tools.

Well Done, Mr. President

"YOU get paper towels! YOU get paper towels! Everybody here today's going home today with paper towels!!!"

Regret du Jour

Maybe Obama should’ve gone door to door confiscating everybody’s guns after all. #lasvegas

Thoughts. I Have Them.

Did the guy who played Patrick in The Brothers McMullen base his character on George Costanza?