Friday, July 20, 2018
Every Time I Walk Into an Arbys:
"Wow look at the rotisserie chicken, looks fantastic. And those veggies too, this is gonna be great - FRESH green beans and corn!"
"What can I get you, sir?"
"Double roast beef & cheddar and large curly fries please."
Sigh.
Thursday, July 19, 2018
FINALLY
Some good news for Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen!
Netflix announced today that it will film Springsteen on Broadway for a special to air on the site on December 15, the day Springsteen’s show will also close at the Walter Kerr Theatre on Broadway. Thom Zimny, who won an Emmy for HBO’s 2001 Springsteen concert film, will direct the Netflix film. Springsteen won an honorary Tony for his show, which if we’re counting noncompetitive awards, means he’s only an E away from an EGOT. Not that anyone should dare reduce great art to such simplistic terms, but this does seem like a pretty good chance to win one.
Oh Oh.
We often joke that my goddaughter is crazy (mostly because she is), but I've never really entertained the idea she might ACTUALLY be crazy until just now when I learned she doesn't like pizza. Wtf.
State du Moi
Just came THIS close to getting a chance to witness an 8 year-old attempt to eat a bowl of tomato soup in a moving vehicle.
Monday, July 16, 2018
Oh For Fuck’s Sake
Can we get a photo that doesn’t make it look like a foreign kid is pissing on a wall? Thanks!
Things My Mother Said to Me When I Was a Kid, Vol. XXIV:
"If you're gonna sit there and pout, at least be useful and shuck this corn. You can cry into the bag if you want."
Sorry, Haters...
...but fine diners at the Giant don’t have freaking time to walk four more feet to the right, fuck you very much. 
Birfday Time!
Oh no, they’re looking to steal my ice cream cake...

HAHAHAHA ENJOY THE STUPID CAKE, LOSERS!! I WIN!!!
Sunday, July 15, 2018
Saturday, July 14, 2018
Thoughts. I Have Them.
You know a greasy diner is great when they go ahead and recommend a funeral home for you.
Friday, July 13, 2018
Happy GrizzaDay!
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