Why Am I Single, You Ask?

I can finish this in under three minutes.

Say What You Will About Trump...

...but nobody’s ever brought jazz hands to the Oval Office like he has. Nobody!

Only Fools du Jour

Oh for Fuck's Sake

Haven't they already been through enough this week?

Great List

The 10 Greatest Sports Duos ever.

I feel lucky I got to spend sop many Sunday afternoons with Madden/Summerall, and can listen to Wilbon/Kornheiser talk about anything all day long. And of course I've prattled on for hours on this blog about my love for Mike and the Mad Dog (which inspired the single greatest blog post ever.)

Newest BBC Sitcom du Jour

JAM & JERUSALEM

Written by the always amazing Jennifer Saunders (Ab Fab), this cast is like an all-star team. Other great sitcoms represented by this cast:

The Royle Family
Father Ted
French and Saunders
The Vicar of Dibley
The Wrong Man(s)
Absolutely Fabulous
The Young Ones
Whites
Peep Show
Upstart Crow
Back
I'm Alan Partridge
Miranda
Chickens
The Detectorists
The Mighty Boosh
Friday Night Dinner
Hunderby
A Young Doctor's Notebook
Spy
White Gold

And these are just the sitcoms that I personally am a fan of. Obviously a testament to Jennifer Saunders' reputation and resume as a writer - when she calls, you answer the phone.

Thoughts. I Have Them.

Word that means the opposite of how it sounds: MIRTH

Word that means exactly how it sounds: SLOPPY