Friday, October 25, 2019

Friday Night

Wait, did...did I JUUUUST miss witnessing a miracle?


  

Announcement!!

OMG I met a British guy at work who loves Only Fools and Horses so now I have someone to talk to OMG I am in HEAVEN!!!!

Office ladies

I’ve spent the past few years punishing myself by loyally listening to a terrible Office podcast and now this happens. And next week’s guest? Dwight Shrute!!!!

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

More Thoughts. I Have More of Them.

People on a date in a tv show always say “hey, do you wanna get some food?” This always sounds strange to me; I myself prefer to say “hey, you wanna get something to eat?” 🤔

Thoughts. I Have Them.

Living with Yourself seems to be a test to see how far we can push ourselves to prove that as a nation we can all agree that we find Paul Rudd absolutely delightful.



Still Wondering.

Still waiting for an answer re: why the front door to Fawlty Towers was always wide open? 🤔



Sunday, October 20, 2019

Binge-watching Parks and Rec Tweets













Truth!



I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!

I love English muffins but hate McDonalds McMuffins because by the time you eat one the thing has steamed & there’s no crispy nooks & crannies to enjoy. Maybe flipping the muffin so the nooks and crannies are facing out could give it more of a fighting chance? 

Thoughts. I Have Them.

Anyone who uses this for their clock on their computer is, in a word, an asshole.



OMG du Jour

Trump is such a fucking idiot I honestly have no idea if this was a joke or if he actually said this. #wtf 🤔🤷‍♂️
  


Tweet Thought du Jour



Tuesday, October 15, 2019

Gary Gulman and Mental Health

His latest isn’t his funniest hour but it serves as a great message to longtime fans who have been worried about him over the last few years. More on The Great Depresh HERE

Wednesday, October 09, 2019

Happy Birfdays!

One of these people changed the world forever with The Beatles, one changed the world forever by creating an all-time favorite BBC sitcom, one changed the world forever by giving birth to Xmastime, and one is Marley.



Friday, October 04, 2019

Correct Tweets, by Me



And Me...

...with my birthday coming up in only 9 months...



Thoughts. I Have Them.

Just once I’d like to hear someone smugly say, “you know what, this IS my first rodeo.”

Flashback Friday



Me discovering porn on the school bus (shoutout Bus 4!) back in 4th grade. 


This is Fantastic

HERE ARE SOME last words spoken by people before they were executed and this one made my day:
For example, there was Thomas Grasso, executed in Oklahoma in 1995, whose parting shot about an unfulfilled final-meal request suggested he had lost sight of the big picture. 

"I did not get my Spaghetti-O's,” he said. “I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this."
Love it. 

Thursday, October 03, 2019

What a Total Fuckwad

JD Vance's 100-car motorcade over at the Winter Olympics is causing a stir: The VP’s enormous motorcade features dozens of Chevy Suburb...