Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Same reason they're not looking for Bigfoot?


Best "Norm!" Ever?


ANNOUNCEMENT

To the guy who was in the office bathroom before me:

We all like to think we're the busiest human being on the planet doing super-important work, but I feel like you could've taken the 0.4 seconds to turn off the sink faucet.

I remain,
Me

#waybackWednesday


Great Bit

From the classic first episode of Porridge.

"Your Mini-cab, Albert."

One of my favorite Only Fools and Horses lines of all time.

Thoughts. I Have Them.

Maybe our only hope is the Cubs DON’T win the World Series and things can go back to somewhat normal.

A Little Perspective, Please

Harvey Weinstein may be bad but let’s remember, it’s not as if he used a private email server for work purposes.

Call Me...

...I may have some alarming news for you about your President.

Thursday, October 05, 2017

Curb Your Xmastime

Kinda hard to believe Jeff would have a garage filled with tools.

Well Done, Mr. President

"YOU get paper towels! YOU get paper towels! Everybody here today's going home today with paper towels!!!"

Regret du Jour

Maybe Obama should’ve gone door to door confiscating everybody’s guns after all. #lasvegas

Thoughts. I Have Them.

Did the guy who played Patrick in The Brothers McMullen base his character on George Costanza?

Saturday, September 30, 2017

Reason to Believe

Nebraska was released 35 years ago today. Always been struck at how an album so filled with darkness and despair could end with a call for hope.



Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Holy Crap

Watching tonight's episode of the Ken Burns' PBS Vietnam doc and William Ehrhart pops up. He wrote what to me is the most honest book about being in the war, Vietnam-Perkasie, which was the inspiration for my buddy Serge Bielanko's all-time Marah classic Roundeye Blues.

Hmm.

Right now the odds of him making the parade all about himself are at 100%, although experts say at some point between now and then that number could dip as low as 99.999999%.

Dying.


Thoughts. I Have Them.

I wish there was a way to generate income based on how many times you watch the Bird/Magic HBO doc.

"AND I apparently still have time to stand around outside being a dick!"


Note to Self

Dear Me:

Quit leaving your belt laying out on the floor. Every time you walk by you think it’s a snake and it scares the crap out of you. Every. Time.

Thanks!
Me