Fantasy Time, with Xmastime!

Today was BRING YOUR KID TO WORK DAY! which was a lot of fun, especially because there's an entire room of free retro arcade games in the building but there was one kid gong on & on bragging about all the video games he won against all the other kids & all the free donuts he housed all the day long & it was all I could within my own strength to chop down on my tongue & not say "yeah well they pay me $_______ to be here so I'm not sweatin' it either you little shit."