Today's Nangulance Award

Nangulance: n. the minor turbulances of life that, while small and nebulous, can collect to make your head explode.

ME: So, he's gonna remember to do it, right?
OTHER PERSON: oh yeah yeah, no problem. He won't forget"
"He won't?"
"No way, he's the smartest guy I know. Scary smart. Super smart. He'll do it."
"Cool"
"Unless he just doesn't think of it."
"What?"
"He'll remember to do it, you know, if he thinks of it."
"You just said he won't forget!
"He won't. I'm just saying, he might not think of it."
"That's...what forgetting means!!! Not thinking of it, thereby forgetting to do it!!"
"No way he'll forget! He's great! If he thinks of it, he'll do it."
"If...he doesn't forget..."
"No way he'll forget"
"As long as...let me get this straight, just as long as he thinks of it"
"Right"

(MY HEAD EXPLODES)