Thursday, April 03, 2008

Little House in the Prairie, Part II

The episode I just watched featured the men from Walnut Grove playing the Green Stockings of nearby Sleepy Eye. At the end of the episode Caroline turns to Charles and says that him playing baseball is good cause it, get this, "gets you outdoors" and "gives you some exercise."

What?

This dude is a farmer! AND he works outside at a mill!!! What the fuck; has he been spending too much time inside the very house he built with his bare hands dickering around reading "Stuff Midwest Farmers Like" on his iPhone all day? Jesus. Dude's outside plowing 100 acres with a toothbrush and carrying horses around on his back and she's pissed off about the 90 seconds a week he comes inside. "Weren't you just inside 2 days ago?!?! Get the fuck outside and build a hayloft using only your feet and a leather strap, you fucking pussy!!!!" Man. Things have changed.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

bring back bayonne mike!!!