Sigh. More Failure!!!

If you wanna have a good time, come up to me and ask me to take a key off your keychain. Can't do it. I'm good at plenty of things - leading a woman to coital climax comes immediately to mind - but, like lighting a match or blowing my nose, taking keys off and on a keychain is not one of them. Jesus. Pull up a lawn chair, pop some corn and watch me wrestle with the fucking thing for hours; it's like watching a dolphin try to crochet. Or, I guess, take keys on and off a keychain. Ah well. My beefy mitts, what can you do? :)