The View

I like The View. Well, the first 20 minutes of it, when they get heated re: current events (ie the preznit race.) Whoopi is the perfect leader of the group; although she is a liberal and gently slaps Elizabeth Hasselcrazy around, she does it calmly and rationally. Unlike of course Rosie, who I liked watching but was way to obvious, was like watching a shark walk into Peter Lugers. Camon. And for months now I've thought about how I could weasel my way into being on the show - I think a dude like me would be a perfect regular on the show. Just smart enough to know what to say, just dumb enough to ask the right questions re: being a woman et al. I'd be great!!!!

But it prolly won't happen. Now my dream is to film a man's The View every day. Not that lameass Bonnaduce/AC Slater show from years back. We'll talk current events, food, and what the fuck is up with women. Some sports, but that's too obvious. We'll lay it all out every day re: what it's like being a man today. This will prolly have to include a daily report on my nose hairs, which I am currently tripping over.

So. I just need a volunteer out there to fund the whole thing. We can film it at my "office" - hey, Short Bus can be a part of every show!! I'll supply the dudes, you supply the salaries/equipment/interns et al.

Let's do this!!