YOU DID IT!!!! WWOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! You came shooting out of the loser's log flume and you're the first in line to enter Red Hook's new IKEA! YES!!! Run, RUN sweet victor as you get playfully pummeled with the honorary "IKEA Plastic Yellow Dick-bats"!!!!! YOU get to be the first to empty your bank account on furniture made out of stuff "from the rooter to the tooter!"!!!! Man. Waiting in line for 48 hours was worth it, no? Will prolly go on your fucking tombstone. I mean man, there's creating a vaccine that confers IgG-mediated immunity in the bloodstream, preventing polio infection from progressing to viremia and protects the motor neurons, and then there's standing in line for two days with other people that don't have jobs to buy end tables made out of potato chips and wigs. YOU DID IT!! (overcome with emotion, I cannot type any more.)
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