Suicide is Painless

The guy who scrawled "Suicide is Painless" before (we think) killing himself made me think of the song by that name. Also known as "the song from MASH," alternately known as "the song nobody knew there were words to until the last MASH episode." It also reminded me of a radio show based on suicide RRTHUR (yes, ladies, THAT RRTHUR) and I did a few years ago, ending it with that very song.

Speaking of suicide, this batshit chick Michelle needs to kill herself. Apparently this is what it will take to get her to stop shitting out puppies. And do it with a gun Michelle; show us once and for all that something can enter your body without you getting pregnant. Jeez.

SUICIDE ALL-STAR WATCH FOR 2009:







"Thanks, Dad!" (BLAMMO!!!!)