My Sunday By the Numbers

DEGREES: 97
BEERS DRANK: 31
BEERS INSTANTLY SWEATED OUT: 31. I should've just poured the damn stuff on my skin.
DOLLARS WASTED: 28
NUMBER OF EMAILS TO REP. PATRICK KENNEDY IMPLORING HIM TO TAKE ME ON BOARD HIS STAFF: 1
PATRICK KENNEDY FORM LETTER EMAILS INSTANTLY RETURNED: 1
ANGRY EMAILS REPLYING TO FORM LETTER FROM ME, INDIGNANT THAT KENNEDY DIDN'T NEED ME: 1
PATRICK KENNEDY FORM LETTER EMAILS INSTANTLY RETURNED AFTER MY REPLY TO HIS FIRST FORM LETTER: 1
AFTERTHOUGHT EMAILS SENT TO PATRICK KENNEDY REMINDING HIM WE SHARE A BIRTHDAY: 1
PATRICK KENNEDY FORM LETTER EMAILS INSTANTLY RETURNED AFTER MY REMINDING HIM WE SHARE A BIRTHDAY: 1
CHERRIES EATEN: 24 fuck you gout!!