Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Moratoriums

Next election, let's retire the ol' "more people voted on American Idol than in the last election!" I have no idea if this is true or not and do not care; let's be done with it. Along with the idea that you are the first one to come up with it just cause you're saying it loudly.

Next up: "The government can't deliver my mail!" thunderously triumphant moment every "comedian" likes to drop when "exasperated" by the government's ineptitude.

Actually Shecky Fuckwad, the government CAN deliver the mail. My personal success rate with dropping something in a mailbox and then having it show up at the appropriate address a few days later is at or near 100%. The problem is that the government can't get ANYTHING ELSE right. But they can deliver the mail. So come up with something that's a little more a-propos. Which would, ironically, actually make it funny.

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