You Have to Admire Her Not Half-Stepping

So Sarah Palin's kid gets knocked up as a teen. Then they let the pop live with them in sin. And now they want the kid to grow up without the father in it's life. Seriously, is there anything left to do wrong here? Can we go ahead and assume that come the first hot day in Alaska they'll forget the kid in the car with the windows up in the Wal-Mart parking lot for 6 hours? Am I missing a cliche here? Is it too early to gamble away the community college fund?