Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Happy Bastille Day: Things to Like About France


Winning Our Revolutionary War

For all the patting on the back we like to do for saving France's ass during WWII, them being cowardly enough to be so close to Germany et al without thousands of miles of oceans to protect them like our brave nation did, if it wasn't for France buzzing around until the Brits got bored chasing us and went back full-force into their Anglo-Franco "thingee," we'd all still be stopping work at 4pm every day to eat crumpets and remain non-plussed at everything. So a nice merci/dirty sanchez combo is in order here.

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