Wednesday, September 23, 2009

WRONG.

The other day I wrote HERE:Link
The funny about fast food burgers is a lot of times these days they're overshadowed by the other stuff on the menu - chicken sandwiches, chicken mcnuggets, fries, tater tots, curly fries, fried curly tots, fried curly tots with cheese, fried curly tots with cheese battered with chicken mcnuggets while some fucking retarded asshole insists on spending 10 minutes mopping under your table ("excuse me...excuse me...move your feet please...excuse me...") even though there's not another human being sitting and eating in the entire place, chili, jalepeno poppers, etc etc. In general, McDonald's burgers are rarely satisfying.
Meanwhile, THIS JERKOFF HERE compares double cheeseburgers of Burger King and McDonald's, and he claims McDonalds wins. Which I cannot fathom - McDonald's is GREAT at the following:
Chicken McNuggets/selects/anything chicken-related
French fries
Salads
Coffee/Iced Coffee
Iced Tea
ICE CREAM
Biscuits (bacon egg and cheese, sausage egg and cheese, etc, even plain biscuits are dynamite)
Southern-style chicken sandwich (sandwich of the decade!)
Hash browns THE BEST IN THE BIZ!!!!!
The one thing that McDonald's sucks at?

HAMBURGERS.

Even that angus shit, it's a fucking waste of time; I'd rather have a Whopper that's been pulled out of a rat's mouth than just about any of McDonald's burgers. There's no comparison - flame-broiled/mayo based vs. cardboard/ketchup-based? Camon.

I don't know what this motherfucker's problem was, but he's an idiot.

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