America

While in VA Jon Stewart’s book on America was my shiterature for the week; and while the whole book was pretty funny, I have been laughing uncontrollably the whole time over the last line of the introduction, written by Thomas Jefferson:

P.S. Is it true that Halle Berry is once again single?! If so, I would be ever in you debt if you would put in a good word for old TJ. Oh, how I loves the mochachina...

Fucking dying.