What Cums Around...

Yesterday HERE I poked fun at the whole "women  get wet when dudes do housework" agenda that's been going around for a while now, and then today we see yet another article, this one telling us that if you strap on an apron and start swiffering your wife will call her much hotter sister over to have that threesome you've always fantasized about. Of course I think this is all a big ruse set up by women to get dudes to get off their asses and do shit around the house...or maybe it's revenge for our jedi mind-tricking them into fucking more of us:

7) Everytime I brace myself and think that women have woken up and decided to take over the planet, they shoot themselves in the titties. Over the last few years I’ve been reading/hearing about more and more women deciding that they’re gonna “stick it to men” and show us that they can be like men when it came to sex. I guess a big reason for this was of course “Sex and the City.” Cracks me up. Women have had enough, gonna free themselves, gonna stick it to men by having sex!!!! Lots of it!! Round the clock!!!...of course, to be having all this sex, it's gotta be with someone...so...who are they having all this sex with...all together now...men. Hmm. What’s next, cows making themselves hamburgers? That’ll learn us! Men are supposedly idiots, but we’ve quietly steered women towards being promiscuous, dressing like sluts and sleeping around without the hassle of a relationship. Well. You showed us, sister! Best. Secret. Ever. Though. Now. Every. Woman. Is. Going. To. Hate. Me. Though. Not. As. Much. As. Guys. Since. Now. The. Best. Secret. Ever. Is. Out.