Newt Gingrich (Eyeroll)

For some reason Newt Gingrich is looked upon reverently as being some sort "ideas genius," even though he has a history of generally being as useful as tits on a bull (unless of course you're a divorce lawyer.) So on one hand I don't know why we're even talking about the latest "Oh my god, I have to say incredibly outrageous shit to keep up with the retarded idiots!" dumb shit out of his fat mouth:

What if [Obama] is so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior, can you begin to piece together [his actions]?

Newt, I look forward to seeing how much a brainless twat you will let yourself be to stir up stupid people,  and let me be the first to welcome you into the fold for the GOP Batshit Olympics. Bachmann and Steele will be tough to beat, but I have faith that you're enough of a complete fucking jerkoff to do it. Good luck!