Giffords

Giffords is now about to be leading an incredibly charmed life: not only has she survived a bullet to the head, but she now has a lifetime of getting laughs from pulling out the ol' "hey, I need ________ like I need another fucking hole in my head!" line. Hell, almost makes getting shot worth it, don't it?

I feel like Mamalizza should've made this joke. Hmm.