The Manny Tapes

My Manny hormones must be flowing; yesterday I was walking down Berry and some woman was holding what looked to be a six-week old kid, which was how old The Short Bus was when I started watching him.  I looked at the kid and thought "oooooh, I want another one!"   The words were barely outta my my head before I was yelling "goddammit, you never had a FIRST one, dumbass!!"

Sigh.  Me.  I'm really happening, aren't I?

"Hahahahaa!  Hey, I guess we're just lucky you didn't eat him, you fat fuck!"