My Manny hormones must be flowing; yesterday I was walking down Berry and some woman was holding what looked to be a six-week old kid, which was how old The Short Bus was when I started watching him. I looked at the kid and thought "oooooh, I want another one!" The words were barely outta my my head before I was yelling "goddammit, you never had a FIRST one, dumbass!!"
Sigh. Me. I'm really happening, aren't I?
"Hahahahaa! Hey, I guess we're just lucky you didn't eat him, you fat fuck!"
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