Corporate Vending Machine Challenge

Your hero back on July 22:

After several weeks in the rotation, I notice nobody's braved the chicken cordon blue sandwich yet.  I'll keep you updated.

Apparently somebody finally ate it.  Well, or OSHA stepped in and removed it from the premises.  Impressive.  I'd like to meet this motherfucker - I feel like my vending machine bravery is being challenged.  I guess my double pork sandwich   or "Big Ass Chicken!" aren't getting it done anymore, so it's time to step it up.