Thursday, December 22, 2011

Dear Asshole:

Quit showing up on the goddam L train with a steaming hot cup of coffee when we're fucking packed in like sardines.  It's rush hour, you KNOW it's gonna be packed, and yet you still insist on doing his.  Meanwhile, it's so packed you can't move your arms to drink the shit anyway, so the only good that can come out of it is that you DON'T fucking spill it and scald someone to fucking hell.  For fuck's sake, just wait the five minutes until we're in Manhattan and either you get out or everyone else does.  Hell, this is Williamsburg - it's prolly cheaper there anyfuckingway.

I remain,
XMASTIME

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