Oh, Fuck This Asshole

NEW RULE: If you win the lottery, you have to quit your job.

These 10 co-workers just won about $14M each. Which is great for them. But of course they're claiming they wanna keep their jobs too. In today's "oh my god we need jobs!!" world, I see 10 jobs that should become immediately available. I mean, camon. - XMASTIME

Today via the Daily News:

Upon learning that he had won $14 million in the New York State Lottery, Edward Foti had this to say:
“I found out I was a winner, and I went back to work,” celebrating only with a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch.

Such modesty begs the question: Why the hell did he play Lotto at all?

Exactamundo.  Fuck this asshole.