I De-clare War, Cause I'm a Fucking Idiot

Erick Erickson is okay with Mitt Romney opposing the ban on women at The Master's but for some reason flips his toupé when Obama gives the same opinion:

ERICKSON: Who cares? Who cares that she wasn’t invited into the club? She’s a woman — women aren’t allowed! …. It is striking to me just how political the president wants to make everything. The war on women coming home to The Masters.

Look, whether you're for or against women at the Masters or whatever I don't give a shit, but can we stop with this whole "war!" stuff every time Obama gives an opinion? No, Obama's not "at war with cupcakes!" because he doesn't want your kids to get fat, he wasn't "at war with Kentucky!" when he picked Carolina to win the NCAA, and he wasn't "at war with missionary!" the last time he had amorous relations with Michelle from behind. Calm the fuck down already. I know these people are itching to go to war with Iran or Syria or whoever will have them because of their tiny penises, but they need to remember that one thing they've turned out to be very, very bad at is, in fact, war, so maybe they need to quit using the word every time Obama changes the channel, ie "at war with channel 7!"