Walking in from the parking lot I noticed an apple in the parking garage; I think I made a wisecrack to GodIHateYourApples, but I'm not sure, and he was busy thinking about how to tell me that Smile is better than Pet Sounds anyway, because he's a fucking idiot.
Suddenly, about an hour ago, I saw Office Turtle Crush dig into an apple. What the fuck. Okay, okay, I thought; what're the odds it's THE apple?
Just now I saw Official Office Crush chomping into an apple!! I mean, come on now...one of them's GOTTA have eaten the one from the parking garage, no? I man camon, people just go around fucking buying apples and actually eating them, right?
Ugh. What am I dealing with?
ED. NOTE: Eating trash is in no way a deal-breaker for Xmastime, nor does it come close.
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